How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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