I got chris browned last night
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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