I wanna passion pit in your ass
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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