You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Randomize
