I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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