You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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