Grow some girl-balls and come out already
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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