Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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