why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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