turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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