I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
