I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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