im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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