If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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