My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
When did we convert life to cartoon?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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