they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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