is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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