Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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