We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
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