k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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