We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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