Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
We have so much sex to catch up on
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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