your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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