If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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