Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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