I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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