im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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