So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think I died a long time ago.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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