Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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