vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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