Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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