We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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