No awkward lesbian experiences without me
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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