I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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