Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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