ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
