it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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