found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
it was like eating out sand paper
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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