His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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