All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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