What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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