Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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