whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Who died my cat blue again?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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