People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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