grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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