Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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