So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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