dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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