I don't think brook has ever known best
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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