All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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