It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize