By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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