I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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