yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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