So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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