I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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