the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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